i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Randomize
