Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I just saw a hot homeless man
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize