Three words: puerto rican gang bang
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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