David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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