somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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