this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
You may now shotgun with the bride
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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