I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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