is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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