Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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