ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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