Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
is it fun? or sober?
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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