Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
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