do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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