yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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