At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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