Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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