he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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