So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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