They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
he was CRYING into my vagina
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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