Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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