I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
Small penises have feelings too.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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