girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Randomize
