i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I got inside last night via doggy door
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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