my vag is so smooth its legendary
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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