Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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