every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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