"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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