No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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