CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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