Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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