what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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