I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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