I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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