somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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