You're completely useless in the revolution.
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Randomize