HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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