i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
as a side note pls kill me
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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