then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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