She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
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