it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
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