How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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