We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Randomize
