Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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