No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
they're like a gay fantastic four
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I pour the whiskey from now on
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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