She said her name was "party"
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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