another moral hangover. fuck.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
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