hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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