He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
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