some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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