I need help removing her.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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