i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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