she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
please don't ironically join a cult
Randomize
