D3 body, D1 cock
nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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