Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
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