so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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