We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
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